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Subject: politically-correctness: the ugly side

Posted by Pat Kershaw on November 15, 2006

topiccensorship.gifI received this from a friend in an E-mail today.
      1. It is a joke?
      2. It scary how close to reality it is
      3. Will common sense ever win out?

CHILDREN at a British childcare centre have been taught to sing “Baa baa rainbow sheep” to avoid causing offense.

NEWS.com.au asked their readers to rewrite your favourite nursery rhyme to make it more politically correct.

Enjoy the best politically-correct offerings sent in byreaders....

 

I’m a size challenged teapot,

small in stature and generous of girth

Here is my non-judgemental holding device and here is my non-pressurised, safety device enabled, fluid releasing orifice.

When I feel temperature augmented and in need of external expression, then I exclaim in an elevated decibel, yet
non-threatening verbal tone.

Adjust my angle and release my non-caffeinated, dairy free organic contents.

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
In fear of a lawsuit, he ran away.

Little miss muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
And got hit with a harassment law suit and a restraining order

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All of the equally valuable members of the community
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
3 visually impaired rodents, 3 visually impaired rodents
See how they run, see how they run
They all ran after the agriculturalist’s life partner,
who in a non-aggressive way advised them they were invading her personal space.
Have you ever heard such a thing in your life as 3 visually impaired rodents.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water,
but Jill went only ’cause she wanted to,
not because Jack said she oughta.
Mary had a
dimensionally-challenged-but-no-less-useful-to-society lamb,
Its fleece was as rainbow as snow, And everywhere that Mary
went, The lamb chose to follow, out of its own free will not
because it felt compelled to by the mores of a patriarchal
phallus-centred society that seeks dominance over non-human
life forms.

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